Friday, June 26, 2015

tl;dr: this is why there "aren't" "more" "female" "atheists"

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okay, so first, let me say i already dislike jacklyn glenn.  not personally, and not even because of anything she's said.  not being a heterosexual man, i have no reason to watch her videos, so i've never heard a word of it.  it's nothing personal.  i hate her in that "i hate mondays" kind of way, and it's because of her business model and the way it paves.

glenn is one of a handful of visible female atheists who turn their trade by banking on the public's impression that people who don't believe in god are more sexually available than people who do.  this isn't true, but it's what everyone seems to believe.

as of late, it's been getting really popular among a subset of men to physically threaten women for not having sex with them when they think we should.  if those kind of men decide that being an atheist means a woman should be "loose", and then come into my environment and encounter the fact that i'm an atheist, i'm concerned that those kind of men are going to mistake my personal chastity for their public failure to close the deal with town bicycle (because hey, jacklin glenn made porno, right?  so "atheist" mean she want the d, amiritebraw?)... and then suddenly me and maybe seven or eight of my classmates are on the news getting carried out of stats class under sheets, and all the redpillers will moon in voiceover about what a beautiful day it would have been if i'd have just put that crazy guy's penis in my mouth... just once.  

after all, if there's no god, what am i saving it for?

the reason you don't think there are more female atheists in the world is because a lot of men have a kind of threatening reaction to female atheism, and i see this woman right here as being part of the problem.  i really don't want "atheist" to become the next thing on the list after "short skirt," "dark alley," and "intoxicated".

i wasn't going to say anything because i wasn't raised by that kind of christian*, but if she's proud of her choices, i'll gladly have an opinion about it.

*my parents are agnostic einsteinian deists ["a human being's relative ability to observe increasingly complex levels of order is too limited to be relied upon for obtaining scientific truth about any propositional composer or its personal will, and in the absence of that information, we are left to extrapolate what we are intended to do only from what we are able to learn about how order's resulting creation works."), they just don't realize it because they got "roman catholic" in the "who is your daddy and what does he do?" lottery.

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