"freeze! or everyone will know what you had for lunch!"

great idea for awesome cop weapon:

soundguns.  the military has been screwing around for the last couple decades with sonic weapons, and really loud low-frequency sound directed straight at someone can make them dizzy to the point of throwing up.  if we could somehow develop a handheld version of this that works with any kind of predictability, i would be in favor of airlifting crates of them in all shapes, sizes, and colors directly through the roof of every cop-shop in the world.  if i ran the universe, police departments everywhere would be up to their asses in pukerays.

think about it; it's the best option for everyone's interests. first, i think there would be a lot fewer repeat offenders for nonviolents like property crimes and drug nonsense if getting caught and arrested also meant a round of involuntary public vomiting.  plus, if the cops just wanted to shoot people for nonsense like "failing to comply with police commands" (which is a "crime" they made up because they're tools, by the way - the police have no more "command authority" over you than i do), they could do that to their heart's content and in a way that i'll bet would be deeply satisfying to their inner bully.  i reckon making someone who pisses you off by not doing what you tell them to puke by remote control is the next best thing to putting their head down the toilet, and i'm okay with cops having nonlethals that still let them be the enormous, cheese-stank knobs we pay them to be.

because you know all the kind of people you wish you could be a jerk to because they've hurt someone or they're doing damage?  wouldn't it make you feel better knowing the cops could still be total dicks to them? who doesn't want to see some corrupt wall street banker who thought he'd just take all your money and shoot his way out of the country when the feds finally caught up with him getting handcuffed facedown in a pile of his own vomit on national television?